1. (Source: meorzo, via nature-soldier)

     

  2. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

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    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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    (Source: manda, via thebrokennightmare)

     
  3. (Source: altraviolence, via wearyvoices)

     

  4. gnarly:

    my computer screen is brighter than my future 

    (via sex-thrill)

     

  5. gnarly:

    reasons to date me:
    1:
    2:
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    5: please lol

    (via sex-thrill)

     
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