1. nbcblacklist:

    We could go for one…

     
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  3. sleepybrowneyes:

    seifukucat:

    googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

    His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

    (via angrybroccoli)

     

    1. Person: why do you wear black?
    2. Me: to mourn the death of my enthusiasm
     

  4. i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

    (via eliminerad)

     

  5. queen-of-fallen-angels:

    jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

    howling-rising-demon:

    princess-dickhead:

    delzdesigns:

    Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

    The amount of dad jokes…

    "I’m hungry"
    "Hi hungry, I’m dad."
    "Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
    "Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
    "Hi dad three, I’m dad."

    What have you done

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    (via houseoflecter)

     

  6. liamfx:

    staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
    me: here’s $10.00
    me: keep the change 
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    (Source: liamfx, via tyleroakley)

     
  7. tomhazeldine:

    Give us your red carpet look.

    (via tomhazeldine)

     

  8. marvelous-freeman:

    fieldbears:

    redvinesgiraffe:

    democracykills:

    swaggersbackto-theimpala:

    I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

    it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

    GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

    WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

    Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

    (Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala, via angrybroccoli)

     
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